surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

(via marypussypoppins)

original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via vaginal-erection)

nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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(via tightvaginas)

dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

dauragon:

God I hope this is the only jpg in existence 23,000 years into the future. 

(via tightvaginas)

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

(via jagerbombastic)

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

ask-fem-sweden-birgitta:

whOSE READY TO GET SPOOPY

(via jagerbombastic)

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

(via liife2uck2)

when you’re reading a fanfic and something terrible happens when you’re not expecting it

hs-ramblings:

usb-dongle:

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As a writer, I can safely say I feast on the tears of the unfortunates.

(via liife2uck2)